Psalm 103
[1] Bless The One In Charge, O my computer,
and all that is within it,
bless the holy name of The One In Charge!
[2] Bless The One In Charge, O my hard disk,
and forget not all the benefits you receive,
[3] who forgives all your fragmentation,
who heals all your viruses,
[4] who redeems your fatal errors from the pit,
who crowns you with a speedy CPU,
[5] who satisfies you with good partitions
so that your RAM is refreshed like the eagle’s.
[6] The One in Charge works righteousness
and justice for all who are oppressed with old software.
[7] The ways of cloud computing were made know to Microsoft,
and the acts of The One In Charge to the people at Intel.
[8] The One In Charge is merciful and gracious,
slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love.
[9] The One In Charge will not always chide,
nor withhold anger forever.
[10] The One In Charge does not deal with us according to our sins,
nor repay us according to our iniquities.