Are mistakes inevitable?

Sistertech has been busy consulting with the folks in Cupertino. They’re trying to put out the fires Steve started with the iPhone 4. Morale is incredibly low. Plenty of people think this issue with the antenna and the faulty software is enough to change its name to the “iFlub” instead of the iPhone.

As often happens in such cases, Apple’s Incident Team is circling the wagons. On the eve of the presser tomorrow, one question kept coming up: “Are mistakes inevitable?” For some of the guys it was clearly an attempt to find a way to evade responsibility for something that purports to be an anomalous, but deeply troubling, failure to attend to the details. Focus clearly was lost.

But for others the question has nothing to do with “covering one’s backside”. It’s evidence of an existential crisis. Who am I? What am I? And what responsibility accrues to me based on who and what I am?

Frankly, Sistertech was a bit surprised by the angst.

“Look, you guys. Even I’m not perfect. And in case you haven’t noticed, you’re not an angel, you’re human. That doesn’t let you off the hook, though. You do have a responsibility. You’re responsible for remembering your humanity. This means there’s likely to be mistakes made from time to time. I directed them to prayer 1.6.3 in The Book of Uncommon Prayer. We took a moment to pray:

Gracious One In Charge,
Help me and others to remember that you are perfect and I am not. I trust in your compassion and forgiveness for all my mistakes and errors.
Amen.

“And there is another aspect I want you to consider. I know some of you aren’t terribly religious. That’s fine with me! I’m not very religious myself, but that’s another story. But I remember the investiture of some of you. Remember that glorious day? The day you dedicated yourselves to the occupation, no, to the vocation of being technicians? I encourage you to revisit that day and remember the words and prayers offered. As long as you’re human, mistakes will always be possible. But that doesn’t mean that they’re inevitable.” Prayer 5.2 begins:

My brother (or sister), every Technician is called to follow information technology practices, serving The One In Charge, through the power of the spirit of innovation. The One In Charge now calls you to a special ministry of servanthood directly under your supervisor. In the name of The One In Charge, you are to serve all computers and networks, particularly the poor, the weak, the sick, and the lonely. As a Technician in your community, you are to study the holy manuals, to seek nourishment from technical journals, magazines, and blogs, and to model your life upon them.

I could see the stress leaving their furrowed brows. Yea, their relief was palpable. They understood that by focusing on detail they help themselves immeasurably. Sistertech called on them to imagine crafting an iPhone 4 for a loved one. “Would you be sure to offer the best possible? Would you check for flaws? Of course. Nothing but the best would do. These are the marks of a committed person, are they not? Then the answer is simple. Your oath supports your gift. Focus on that. Do that. Reclaim that.”

“Sure, mistakes may occur from time to time,” I said. “But believe me when I tell you that dedication covers a multitude of software and design flaws. Unfortunately, it also means having to say you’re sorry. Good luck with that, guys.”

Let us pray for Steve Jobs

The switchboard has been busy. Apparently, folks are none to happy with Steve. Because it is a technology matter, they’ve been sending the messages to Sistertech.

There’s no question that Steve has some explaining to do and some apologies to make. Indeed, Sistertech believes it is time to “man up” and do the penitential thing. I’ve sent an email to Steve suggesting that he avail himself of the healing rite of confession. The rite that says, “Hey. I’m sorry.” He has not replied. Yet. Perhaps he’s a bit nervous. Lots of people are. And so Sistertech thought that if Steve (and others) read the rite beforehand anxiety would be assuaged.

5.3  Reconciliation of a Penitent from The Book of Uncommon Prayer

The rite of the Reconciliation of a Penitent is available for all who desire it or who ought to desire it but are afraid to ask for it. Confessions may be heard anywhere, by anyone, 24/7.

Penitent: Bless me, for I have sinned.

Witness: The One in Charge be in your heart and upon your lips that you may truly and humbly confess your sins: In the Name of The Motherboard, The Processor, and The One Who Created All RAM.

Penitent & Witness: Amen.

Penitent: I confess to The One In Charge, to geeks everywhere, and to you, that I have sinned by my own fault in thought, word, and deed, in things done and left undone; especially for
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For these and all other transgressions which I cannot now remember, I am truly sorry. I pray The One In Charge to have mercy on me. I firmly intend to get a grip, wake up, and smell the coffee, and I humbly beg forgiveness of The One In Charge and all tech devices, and I ask you for counsel, direction, and absolution.

[Here the witness may offer the penitent counsel, comfort, absolution or a hard time.]

Witness: Chill out. Everything’s copacetic. The One In Charge has deleted all your sins.

Penitent: Whew! Thank God!

Psalm of the Day – June 21, 2010

Playing catch up here. It’s a myth I suppose I have single-wingedly managed to bust. Angels are not, I repeat, are not omnipresent. Alas, there is only one of me. Sistertech has been busy trying to locate the person who said, “Better late than never.” I want to offer this sage free computer service for a millennium or so.

But I digress.

What with all the buzz about the new iPhone release, the Psalm for Monday was right on point.

Psalm 66:5

Come and see what God has done:
he is awesome in his deeds among mortals.

I wish people would give credit where credit it due. The view seems to be that Steve is doing this all on his own. I assure you. Nothing could be further from the truth.