Psalm 66
[1] Shout for joy to The One In Charge, all the earth;
[2] sing the glory of the name of The One In Charge;
give glorious praise!
[3] Say to The One In Charge, How awesome are your deeds!
So great is your power that your enemies come cringing to you.
[4] All Internet users worship you
and sing praises to you;
they sing praises to your name. Selah
[5] Come and see what The One In Charge has done:
awesome are the deeds of The One In Charge toward end users.
[6] Into amazingly fast throughput did The One In Charge turn sluggish wireless service; so that we might download files with incredible speed.
Even there at the cafe did we rejoice in The One In Charge,
[7] who rules Internet providers by might forever,
whose eyes keep watch on the networks—
let not the rebellious service providers exalt themselves. Selah
[8] Bless The One In Charge, O peoples;
let the sound of praise be heard,
[9] who has kept our computers among the living
and has not let our Internet connections slip.
[10] For you, O One In Charge, have tested us;
you have tried us as silver is tried.
[11] You brought us into the net of committee meetings;
you laid a crushing burden on our backs;
[12] you let our supervisors ride over our heads;
we went through fire and through water;
yet you have brought us out to a place of abundance.
[13] I will come into your house with completed reports;
I will perform my vows to you,
[14] that which my lips uttered
and my mouth promised when I was up against a deadline.
[15] I will offer to you presentations of robust analysis,
with the scent of the sacrifice of random sampling;
I will make an offering of spreadsheets and flowcharts. Selah
[16] Come and hear, all you who fear The One In Charge,
and I will tell what The One In Charge has done for my soul.
[17] I cried to The One In Charge with my mouth,
and high praise was on my tongue.
[18] If I had cherished Microsoft Vista in my heart,
The One In Charge would not have listened.
[19] But truly The One In Charge has listened;
and attended to the voice of my prayer.
[20] Blessed be The One In Charge,
who has not rejected my prayer
nor removed a steadfast love from me!