Psalm 103
[1] Bless The One In Charge, O my computer,
and all that is within it,
bless the holy name of The One In Charge!
[2] Bless The One In Charge, O my hard disk,
and forget not all the benefits you receive,
[3] who forgives all your fragmentation,
who heals all your viruses,
[4] who redeems your fatal errors from the pit,
who crowns you with a speedy CPU,
[5] who satisfies you with good partitions
so that your RAM is refreshed like the eagle’s.
[6] The One in Charge works righteousness
and justice for all who are oppressed with old software.
[7] The ways of cloud computing were made know to Microsoft,
and the acts of The One In Charge to the people at Intel.
[8] The One In Charge is merciful and gracious,
slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love.
[9] The One In Charge will not always chide,
nor withhold anger forever.
[10] The One In Charge does not deal with us according to our sins,
nor repay us according to our iniquities.
[11] For as high as the heavens are above the earth,
so great is the steadfast love of The One In Charge toward those who fear The One In Charge;
[12] as far as the east is from the west,
so far does The One In Charge remove our transgressions from us.
[13] As a software engineer shows compassion to a program,
so compassion is shown to those who fear The One In Charge.
[14] For The One In Charge knows our frame;
and remembers that we are dust on a silicon wafer.
[15] As for tweets, their days are like grass;
they flourish like a flower of the field;
[16] for the trending wind passes over it, and it is gone,
and its hashtag knows it no more.
[17] But the steadfast love of The One In Charge is from everlasting to everlasting,
and the righteousness of The One In Charge extends to generation after generation of processors,
[18] to those who keep their user agreements
and remember their UNIX commands.
[19] The One In Charge has established a throne in the heavens,
and a kingdom that rules over all.
[20] Bless the LORD, O you angels,
you mighty ones who do the word
and obey the voice of The One In Charge!
[21] Bless the LORD, all the hosts of The One In Charge,
and the technicians, who do the will of The One In Charge!
[22] Bless the LORD, all you servers,
in all IP addresses of every domain name.
Bless the LORD, O my soul!