You are the One In Charge: we praise you;
You are the Lord of Cloud Computing: we acclaim you;
You are the eternal one: All applications worship you.
To you all RSS feeds, all the powers of search engines,
Google and Bing, sing in endless praise:
Holy, holy, holy Lord, God of PHP and MIDI.
Amen.
An excerpt from Sistertech’s The Book of Uncommon Prayer.