A Prayer for Users of Facebook

Gentle Lover of our Souls, we beseech thee to so soften our hearts that we may always choose to follow thee and confirm thee promptly as our True Friend. Inspired by thy divine Friendship, we boldly approach thy throne of mercy and lay before thee our concerns and curiosities, good wishes and gossip, likes and LOL’s. In thine compassion grant us some measure of thy wisdom that we might judge worthily the appropriate time to cease updating and tweeting our status. Help us to entrust our friends and followers to thy loving care and relieve our anxieties over their status. Cause us to remember that thou, Who Hast Been In Charge even before the beginning of cyberspace, hast beheld their updates and tweets, yea, even before the same were posted online. Thy beneficence hast taught us that thou art doing for our friends and followers better things than they might receive from any replies, DM’s or RT’s we could post.
Amen.