Dear One In Charge,
I offer unto Thee all my thoughts, works, joys, and sufferings of this day. And I beseech Thee to grant me Thy grace that I may not offend Thee this day with coarse language and unseemly gesticulations due to any computer malfunctions experienced by me this day; but may faithfully serve Thee and do Thy holy will in all things.
Amen.
An excerpt from Sistertech’s The Book of Uncommon Prayer.